Best Fantasy Hockey Team Names

My favorite part of the fantasy season might just be naming my team. There’s something so rewarding about coming up with a punny name featuring your star player. Better yet, an inside joke between your league. I’ve compiled a massive list of fantasy hockey team names that I hope can help get your guys creative juices flowing when naming your squad. My team name this year, Mcdavid and Disciples.

For everyone looking for the best fantasy hockey team names, look no further. I have come up with a list of team names that will make your league laugh!

  • Doan and Out.
  • Crosby Staals and Nash
  • Nikitin Fit.
  • The Ott Man Out.
  • Laich Ness Monsters.
  • Glengary Glencross.
  • Glass of Marleau.
  • I Love Lucic.
  • Hard to Yandle.
  • Greiss the Skids.
  • Zamboni Noodles.
  • A Gaunce of Prevention
  • Raanta and Rave
  • Up and Etem
  • No Regretzkys.
  • Stastny & Hutch
  • Eberle Hillbillies
  • Crash Test Domi
  • These Hossas Ain’t Loyal
  • Shipping and Yandle-ing
  • Oshie Laichs It Ruff
  • Pekka Heads
  • Parenteau Guidance
  • Erixon Valdez
  • Smokin’ Budaj
  • Too Fehr Gone
  • Staal Tactics
  • Weiss Guys
  • Bettman Returns
  • Burns Notice
  • Jagr Bombs
  • I’m Bettman
  • Doan of the Dead
  • Barkov up the Wrong Tree
  • Kovalchuk Yourself
  • Amazon Kindl
  • Run DMSteen
  • Glengary Glencross
  • Cracklin’ Oates Bran
  • Flame Buoyant
  • I just met you, this is Krejci
  • Koekkoek For Cocoa Puffs
  • Hossas & Mimosas
  • Smokin’ Budaj
  • Concussion Junction
  • Kaberle Sauvignon
  • Erixon Valdez
  • 100% Chance of Fleury
  • Oshie’s Island
  • Hull & Oates
  • Just Jokinen Bro
  • Girouxsalem
  • Walk with Elias
  • EverydayImScheifelin
  • Gary Buttman
  • Krombopulos Eichel
  • Lame Dadonov Jokes
  • Brock and Bo All Night
  • Josi and the pussycats
  • Kari Let a Ton In
  • McDavid vs Goliath
  • Tuch It In Her Kassian
  • Auston Powers
  • Victor Rask’s Kitchen Knife

If you’ve got a funny fantasy hockey name to add to the list I’d love to do so. Simply fill out our contact form and I will add your team name and give you a special shoutout.

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